hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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