Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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