is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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