Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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