I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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