Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
