Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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