the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
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After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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