At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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