I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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