why didn't you poke me back
I'm going to jail i love you
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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