god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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