This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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