Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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