I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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