also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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