And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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