Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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