i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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