hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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