Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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