It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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