It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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