I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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