Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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