I'm going to jail i love you
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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