I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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