i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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