How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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