found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So much rum. So many feels.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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