did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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