Welp...herpes.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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