Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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