Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You left your phone here
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