Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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