I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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