Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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