Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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