Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I think I sprained my soul last night
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
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