Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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