Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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