yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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