FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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