You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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