you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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