She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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