She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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