I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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