Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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