Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
