I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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