I heard we made out
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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