Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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