help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
as a side note pls kill me
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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