Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There's a naked man in my car right now.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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