If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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