Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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